What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:18
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No way
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share office space ...
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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